Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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