Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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