I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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