i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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