i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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