Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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