So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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