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penguin condom
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Shame is for Republicans.
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