Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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