i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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