In the future we'll all be gay
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
my nose is crying tears of wow.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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