White coat. Heels.
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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