What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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