Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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