Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
i've created a new STD.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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