Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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