hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
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