I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
