That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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