It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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