dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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