i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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