Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
You did what with his pubic hair?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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