BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Found your dick twin last night
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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