But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
40s are totally the cure
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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