Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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