Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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