I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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