FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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