So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
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he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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