There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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