she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
home. puking in laundry basket.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
