YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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