so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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