She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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