Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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