his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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