i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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