Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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