So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You smell like stripper and shame
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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