that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I could have mohawked her pubes.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Acid is not a monday night drug
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
