I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
dude. I can hear the air.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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