FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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