If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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