nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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