Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
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