I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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