i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
