I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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