Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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