I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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