I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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