I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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