Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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