My Higher Power is John Stamos
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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