We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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